Dave Nice-But-Dim
February 13, 2006Well, what a shock this one is.
David “I’m not like the others! Honest!” Cameron’s attempts to convince the country that he is, in fact, a ‘nice-guy’ Tory have been thwarted already. After claiming to care about the environment, his cronies have subsequently announced Conservative Party intentions to build on Green belt land. I am interested to see just how long this bizarre charade continues… and how long it will take before this happens.
Although, the prospect of this happening does make me feel a little warm inside:
party mascot Boris “B-Jo” Johnson was said to be “thoroughly excited” by the new plans and looked forward to having “a jolly good chuckle” over the coming months. B-Jo’s new album “Straight Outa Trumpton” is due to be released in January 2006.
